Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My vagina is very pro this idea
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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