you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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