Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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