Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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