Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wish I only lived at night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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