You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize