So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
