OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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