She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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