? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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