i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
God, I missed his penis.
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