if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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