is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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