oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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