I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
honey bunches of taint.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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