If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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