Dual....:-)
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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