You're so nebulous sometimes
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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