First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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