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Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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