Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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