i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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