I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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