Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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