So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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