gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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