:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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