my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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