On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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