so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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