You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
