Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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