So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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