and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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