check it out our google latitudes are spooning
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
FUCK WHALES
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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