let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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