508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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