we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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