we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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