oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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