Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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