we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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