ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
A+ Viking dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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