So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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