There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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