i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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