Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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