Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
