Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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