GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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