You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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