Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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