just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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