what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
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How am I the only one who noticed the hilarity of the Freudian slip of her saying she was "loose"-ing track of time in his lap?
jared leto? hahahahahahaha
i'm guess the one digging the 35 yr old is 18 or 19...making him about 17 yrs older
im almost 100% sure that this conversation is between my cousin and my ex. area codes, timestamp and all.
right...18?? maybe..i wonder who it was...
35 does not qualify as an old man......but he sounds dirty
GOLD DIGGER IS WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN A YOUNG GIRL IS HITTING ON DIRTY OLD MEN! GET A JOB!
if the area code were a number different it would be the life of my best friend.
Who was the superstar? Anyone we know?
can't wait until I am an old and dirty man like that.
lol i bet it was jared leto, that pedo.
how old is the person in the lap if the "Superstar" is only 35?
if the 35- year old were like 50+ this would so be a scenario in which i partook
seriously. and if they can be their father? That's like...6. If giving you the benefit of doubt...15. That's gross - cradle robber.
It takes the average man to the age of 35 to hold his wad long enough to satisfy the average woman of 18. It's the perfect mix sexually speaking. That said, the average 35 year old is unlikely to have any children over the age of ten these days, which is pretty gross. 15-16, I can handle, but less than that is just wrong.
Assuming you're of age... He'd be a damn young dad...