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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:02pm

    i'm guess the one digging the 35 yr old is 18 or 19...making him about 17 yrs older

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:19am

    jared leto? hahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:04pm

    im almost 100% sure that this conversation is between my cousin and my ex. area codes, timestamp and all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:59pm

    can't wait until I am an old and dirty man like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:53pm

    How am I the only one who noticed the hilarity of the Freudian slip of her saying she was "loose"-ing track of time in his lap?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:42pm

    if the area code were a number different it would be the life of my best friend.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:16am

    35 does not qualify as an old man......but he sounds dirty

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:48pm

    Who was the superstar? Anyone we know?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:03pm

    GOLD DIGGER IS WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN A YOUNG GIRL IS HITTING ON DIRTY OLD MEN! GET A JOB!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:39pm

    lol i bet it was jared leto, that pedo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:51pm

    how old is the person in the lap if the "Superstar" is only 35?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:42pm

    if the 35- year old were like 50+ this would so be a scenario in which i partook

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:54pm

    seriously. and if they can be their father? That's like...6. If giving you the benefit of doubt...15. That's gross - cradle robber.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:58pm

    right...18?? maybe..i wonder who it was...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:20am

    It takes the average man to the age of 35 to hold his wad long enough to satisfy the average woman of 18. It's the perfect mix sexually speaking. That said, the average 35 year old is unlikely to have any children over the age of ten these days, which is pretty gross. 15-16, I can handle, but less than that is just wrong.

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 16, 11 at 11:20pm

    Assuming you're of age... He'd be a damn young dad...