omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My vagina just recognized that song.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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