Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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