you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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