fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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