She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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