this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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